No homelife, look Mom and Dad are TEACHING them to be outlaws. Where’s the spanking hand of Justice? Parents are just too afraid to set and example, AND there is this whole never say no, and don’t spank them, it will damage their delicate psycies. Because it’s more important for these young coons to have good self images dispite their aweful behavior then for them to be productive scavengers living up to their urban duty.

You know we counrty folk don’t have these problems, baseball bat, deer rifle, 2 X 4, pointed stick, hedge trimmers, and my personal favorite the splitting mall, all have been used to dispatch less than desirable visiters.

UH OH, Now the vegetarians/peta people/granola heads are mad too, oh well they can call the no spanking ever people and La Leche league (nurse your babies until they are 4 or 8 or graduated high school, and also nurse them all night long too because you don’t need to sleep) and everyone can rail on me at once.

I walk the wild side, the spank your bratty kid in walmart, kill coons and opposums, nurse the BABY for only one year, not until it can ask “Mama may I please breastfeed at your earliest conveinence, I am so very thristy for a spot of milk”, and most importantly, chicken, beef, pork and lamb, from the front yard to my dinner plate in six easy steps.